[NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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[NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2578608
Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together the truth and realizes that his childhood kidnapper could be a creature of ancient yuletide lore, Krampus, who is the brother of St. Nick, and punisher of children who perform acts of unspeakable evil without repercussion. Can Jeremy kill Krampus and prevent more missing children?
I'm struggling to find words to adequately describe how much this film sucks. One would suppose any film with Christmas in the title would have some kids on screen. Not so. Only one girl - Emily Kessler (I think) - features for a minute or so; never seen close up; never seen in focus. Most of the film is out of focus. Terrible acting, from everyone. Santa Claus as a co-conspirator to child abduction and murder was unexpected, but couldn't save this turkey. The sheer stupidity of everyone concerned with this project is mind boggling. Wearing a snow camouflage parka to hunt the monster - good idea. Wearing dark trousers and black bullet-proof vests over it - not so good. Giving hand signals to people looking the other way... I give up. :P

Anyway, you have been warned. Stay away.


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Re: [NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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It rates ZERO at Rotten Tomatoes. The true test of 'quality' is whether it's so bad you watch it to laugh at it. :lol:

This 'Christmas' movie was released in August 2013. LOL
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Re: [NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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Sadly, this is not even worth laughing at. :hand
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Re: [NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

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FLM wrote:[NOT REL] Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)
Many MANY thanks for NOT releasing this, emuler!! :thumbsup

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