[REL] Teen Steam (1988)

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[REL] Teen Steam (1988)

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Remember Arnold schwarzenegger's cute as hell daughter in Commando? Well that was Alyssa Milano of all people!

Well before she became over the hill, she was the workout queen in the goofy "Teen Steam" at the age of 15 :)

We open with Alyssa daydreaming about singing the ultra fabulous "Teen Steam" song and dancing all over the place (and it's just as goofy as it sounds).

Then she gets messages from her friends Michelle and Tiffanie. They both have dire emergencies! Can Alyssa help? Poor Michelle has to babysit her little brother on Friday instead of going out like she planned while Tiffanie is grounded for getting a D on her report card (these are the kind of problems you want to have!). Before their worlds come crashing down like a ton of bricks Alyssa invites them to let off some of that Teen Steam!

So Alyssa, in her improbably huge girly bedroom, (complete with a framed picture of Corey Haim!)leads them in a super duper workout!

First we get the all important warm up while the girls try not to crack up. Then it's time for some plies (the girls giggle some more while the camera focuses on Alyssa's rack). After that it's a runners stretch while Alyssa gives some half-assed form pointers (and then promptly ignores them).

Next it's toe raises, complete with a rap song (make it stop!). Then it's on to the floor exercises where Alyssa sits on her aerobicized ass while Michelle and Tiffanie do all the ab and butt exercises (though for some reason Alyssa decides to join in on the thigh exercises. That's so nice of her).

http://www.angelfire.com/film/severen/teensteam.html

stills http://www.alyssa-milano-international. ... page-1.htm

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Re: [REL] Teen Steam (1988)

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LMFAO Loved the review :thumbsup:
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I loved Alyssa Milano in Commando and Who's the Boss (TV series). I think of her quite differently from what her later work would lead one to suppose. Poison Ivy and Embrace of the Vampire!!! I kept thinking "What is she doing?" :lol:

Another case in point is that of the Olsen Twins. One of my cable TV channels has 'Full House' in an endless loop. Michelle starts off as a baby, grows to about 7 years old, then poof! next day she's a baby again. :)
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