[REL] Jack and the Beanstalk (2010)

[ptguardian]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1079968/
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fun movie with Chloe Moretz
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[ptguardian]

i just scanned this film before i posted to make sure it belonged here. . . after watching it in its entirety i can say that despite its bizarre moments the film is definitely OT. for the veteran rippers at FLM that have knowledge of sound-bytes they will appreciate what miss Chloe generously has to offer. the scene where she is

Spoiler: tied up is a MUST SEE and HEAR.

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also the numerous stars in this film made for several excellent character scenes.

[emuler]

Sounds terrific. Sadly, my internet is not really usable yet. Have to bookmark for later.

Thanks for getting this to us.

p.s. 'numerous stars' include the lead from Chrissa - American Girl.

[loverboy]

p.s. 'numerous stars' include the lead from Chrissa - American Girl.

Well done emuler.......I didn't notice that. Ahhhhhh.........Sammi.........
Bookmarked for sooner rather than later!
Nice one ptg.......Thank You!

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[loverboy]

Now released to a.b.b4e in R1 DVD5 format

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[kev]

p.s. 'numerous stars' include the lead from Chrissa - American Girl.

Well done emuler.......I didn't notice that. Ahhhhhh.........Sammi.........
Bookmarked for sooner rather than later!
Nice one ptg.......Thank You!

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Sammi Hanratti AND Chloe M.????

Yummy excellent!!

I'm on the DVD watchlist! Coming out April 22, 2010!! Thanks for posting ptg!!

kev.

[Phuzzy4242]

This was hilarious (though I could do without Gilbert Gottfried's irritating... everything). Chloe looks very nice in a dress, as does Sammi, as does Madison, as does Emily, as does... Thanks ptg, I like this a lot, especially the jabs everyone took at the classic fairy tale - my wife kept looking "askance" at me because I was laughing at all the inside jokes (wearing headphones).

[Night457]

Uncut 1080p version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8kcO8GoiIA

ALL the so-called "English" subtitles at opensubtitles are hilariously inaccurate and inept, although the 2010 and 2016 ones are in sync with this video.

"Bee, five four thumbs...
I smell the blood of an Englishman."

[yoko]

Making fake subs for a foreign movie is a wicked idea. Monty Python's sketch about a fake Hungarian-English phrasebook that got many Hungarian tourists into trouble comes to my mind

I remember starfish21 had some example, but I couldn't find this. I don't suppose anybody found any problems with lara's Tropfest subtitles...

[Night457]

I don't remember that skit but it sure sounds like Python.

The "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" DVD has optional fake subtitles: "Subtitles For People Who Don't Like The Film (taken from Shakespeare's Henry IV, Part II)" I like the movie, so I don't think I checked them out!

I see, in jokes for old-timers. Are you referring to this video?:

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It's the only one I could find that had subtitles.

In another thread a few days ago, emuler mentioned "Jack and the Beanstalk" as a movie with confused subtitles, although he said it was a result of someone with a poor command of English making a transcription attempt. I had never even heard of the movie, so when I read what it was about and who was in it, I had to check it out.