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As you will all agree, the vast majority of porn is boring, mindless crap. No story worth a damn, pathetic direction, acting and general production values, besides being low budget stuff.

However, occasionally one does come across a gem that sparkles in the morass. What are your contenders for this category?
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I don’t like HC at all.
All that close up action in all its gory insertion detail is akin to watching a surgical procedure in an operating theatre.
It does nothing for me at all.

SC is ok, but it needs an edge, something different to make it fun and or interesting.

The only porn that has ever been enjoyable to me is the Schulmädchen-Report series (available here on FLM).

When I was 12/13 I used to creep down to my parents living room and watch the SAT1 channel.
SAT1 always showed some well juicy dodgy foreign films in the early hours of Sundays.

I managed to watch each and every schulmadchen report series without my parents having any idea! Why oh why didn’t I keep the recordings :think

They were great: wonderful music and some really good kind of OT scenes.
I say "kind of OT" because most of the girls are 17+.
Having said that, at least two scenes in the series have very underage characters!

The best Schulmädchens were the early 70’s, as they sadly used older actresses as the series went on.
One of the coolest things to come out of the psyched out '70s was Wolf C. Hartwig and Ernst Hofbauer's series of German "Schoolgirl Report" films. This was an extremely popular collection of allegedly "educational" pseudo-documentaries that purported to show parents (fathers mostly, from the looks of it) the problems facing German youth of the day. Of course virtually all of these problems revolved around, what else? S - E - X! Each film is an eye-popping display of gorgeous young German babes, far out fashions and oddball humor. Plus, as an added bonus, you also get the incredibly groovy beat music stylings of German composer Gert Wilden.

SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #1: POSSIBILITIES PARENTS DO NOT CONSIDER (70) aka The Schoolgirls; Confessions of a Sixth Form Virgin; Schulmadchen Report: Was Eltern Nicht fur Moglich Halten. German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #2: WHY PARENTS LOSE THEIR SLEEP (71) aka Der Nue Schulmadchen Report 2 Teil: Was Eltern den Schlaf Raubt. German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #3: WHAT PARENTS FIND UNTHINKABLE (71) aka Schulmadchen Report 3 Teil: Was Eltern Nicht Mal Ahnen. German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #4: WHAT DRIVES PARENTS TO DESPAIR (72) aka Campus Swingers; Schulmadchen Report 4 Teil: Was Eltern oft Verzweifeln Lasst. Over 15 minutes longer than the U.S. Campus Swingers release! German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #5: WHAT ALL PARENTS SHOULD KNOW (73) aka Schulmadchen Report 3 Teil: Was Eltern Wirklich Wissen Sollten. German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #6: WHAT PARENTS WOULD GLADLY HUSH UP (73) aka Erotic Young Lovers; Naughty Co-Eds; Schulmadchen Report 6 Teil: Was Eltern Gern Vertuschen Mochten. German language
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #7: WHAT THE HEART MUST THEREBY BE (74) German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #8: WHAT PARENTS MAY NEVER EXPERIENCE (74) aka Schulmadchen Report 8 Teil: Was Eltern nie Erfahren Durfen German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #9: WHEN GIRLS MAKE LOVE (75) aka Schulmadchen Report 9 Teil: Reifeprufung vor dem Abitur. German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #10: WHAT EVERYONE BEGINS SOMETIME (76) German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #11: TRYING GOES OVER STUDYING (77) German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #12: YOUNG GIRLS NEED LOVE (78) German language.
SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #13: DO NOT FORGET WITH SEX THE LOVE (80) German language.
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Sadly, the only Schulmädchens I have seen were very poor quality. Very low res, mpg stuff. This goes for most of the 1970s stuff. Fortunately some of the movies made during that time are being re-released as DVDs, but I guess it would be too much to hope for in this case.

Watched recently Butterflies (1975) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069831/ starring the enchanting Marie Forså, but again the same poor quality video put me off. Oh, for a clean DVDRip. :wall

I rather enjoyed watching The Erotic Adventures of The Three Musketeers. Decent costumes, funny take on the story, etc. :)

Then there was Russian Lolita. Not HC, but very erotic.

But the best I have seen so far (preview only - still downloading) is Zazel (Scent of Love) - Sasha Vinni (directed by Philip Mond). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157204/ This is a big budget Penthouse production, and it shows. :thumbsup

Very interesting link at IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Awards/Adult_Video_News_Awards/
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Ha ha! I should have said no download links. :bigups

btw. can you really classify those as porn? I've seen Tie me up, tie me down, and it was hot, but not explicit. Now Tinto Brass, he gets closer. :thumbsup
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Anyone interested in Halfway Inn - a rare, black and white softcore movie starring the Collinson twins (Twins Of Evil)? Picture quality is not very good, but watchable.
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I check my hard drives... Not one porn movie. A few nice pics though.

I like this one:

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Not into it, although like all kids I watched some while growing up.
From a non-expert point of view I'd have to say 'Deep Throat' starring the late lamented Linda Lovelace. I remember seeing her on a TV show after she'd renounced the porn industry.........all dressed up dowdy like a Sunday-School teacher. I believe she returned to the fringes of the porn industry when the money ran out.......
The book 'Inside Linda Lovelace' was also quite a good read, containing a detailed account of her being molested & enjoying it at a VERY young age. I'll also admit to wearing a 'T' shirt with 'I Choked Linda Lovelace' emblazened on the front but we won't go into that now! :)
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i dont like hc just ot scenes in regular movies. or playboy videos. linda did have a big bush :clap
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Amadeus wrote:I check my hard drives... Not one porn movie. A few nice pics though.

I like this one:

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Please remove the link to this picture: the site tries to upload a trojan file (a loader or something like that) on my computer!!!
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